Wait, you all saw it, too, right? Tiana: That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams. Vanellope: Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and. What's going on? Jasmine: Uh, she's singing. Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt. Ariel: Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy. Moana: Me, too! Elsa: So cool! Rapunzel: Best outfit ever! Ariel: I want one too, you guys! Cinderella: I'll get my mice on this. Vanellope: Oh, this old thing? Cinderella: Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own. Snow White: Were you poisoned? Vanellope: No! Tiana and Aurora: Cursed? Vanellope: No! Rapunzel and Belle: Kidnapped or enslaved? Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police? Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs? Vanellope: No! Good Lord! Who would do that?! Snow White: Have you ever had true love's kiss? Vanellope: Eww! Barf! Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues? Vanellope: I don't even have a mom! Numerous princesses: Neither do we! Rapunzel: And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up? Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that? All princesses: She is a Princess! Cinderella: Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it. Cinderella: Do animals talk to you? Vanellope: No. Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you? Vanellope: What kind? Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair? Vanellope: No. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't.
What? Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. Vanellope: Whoa! Whoa! Ladies, I can explain! See, um. So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. That's a little humor there, but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. Vanellope: Ooh, fun! Surge Protector: No, it is not! That sign right there says "Wi-Fi", but what it should say is "Die-Fi". Sonic: And Wi-Fi is the Internet, which is an online community where human beings go to shop and play games and socialize. Sonic: It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph. Ralph: "Whiffey"? Or "Wifey"? Well, it’s either whiffleball or an arranged marriage game.
Okay, but was it Pac-Man? Ralph: Yeah, you got me. Vanellope: Well, obviously it's Pac-Man! Ralph: No! That's not – why is that obvious? Vanellope: Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots. Vanellope: Seriously, Ralph? Ralph: Yeah, seriously. I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots. Vanellope: Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time? Ralph: Okay, check this out. Dialogue Ralph: Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one.
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